Top 3 Things to Remember Before Seeing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

1. The most important thing to remember before watching is that the Jurassic period never happened, the geologic column is a lie, Dinosaurs did not live millions of years ago, and Humans lived with dinosaurs.

2. I don’t know why, but I liked seeing the Indonimaous (however you spell it) Rex get eaten

3. SPOILER ALERT

   There’s a dinosaur that failed to live and it’s really heartbreaking.

4. Henry Wu yooow ???

5. That if we don’t like this movie, our criticism will just be defeated and minimalized by calling us man babies or trolls.

6. One thing to Romberg is that all of the dinosaurs humps every thing they see

7. #1 It probably won’t be good, so don’t have any expectations

8. The T-Rex or “Rexy” is the same one from the original movie

9. One other question that was never answered, how did Claire run away from a T-Rex in high heels? CGI or secret life? I let the conspiracy theorists take it from here.

10. I dont like how the dinosaurs look I like it when they looked in the original films

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