Top 10 Tips To Survive A Horror Movie

1. #1: Exercise your 2nd Amendment and carry it when you go out to the woods or something like that.

2. And not a single one of these will help you in a zombie horror movie.

3. ……”you don’t have to be faster than the monster, just faster than your friends”… so says an old shirt from the haunted house i work with

4. Cops are useless in these movies. They never BELIEVE anybody. They wait until 5 people die to believe them.

5. Am I the only one who thinks watchmojo would be less hated if they took “top” out of their titles?

6. Hmm, Listen to WatchMojo, or read the book( Seth Graham Smith: How to survive a Horror Movie),  Imma go with book.

7. When you heard a noise dont scream if is anybody there

8. My question are they all white people because white people have no sense(not saying they all don’t but sheltered rich kids tend to not have sense) or is it because Hollywood doesn’t like to cast black people? Don’t tell me there are no black actors and actresses cause there are

9. Don’t go back for the cat/parrot/any kind of pet.

10. As Above So Below was a found footage film where the protagonist, and all other characters survive, except for two lol

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