Top 10 Scariest Surgery Stories – Part 2

1. I hate all of you.
   No you don’t!
   Yes i do.
   *Shows collection of pictures*
   Oh.

2. My mom is having surgery tomorrow

3. Screw it. I am having a family member write my friggin name all over me in sharpie. And I am gonna annoy the hell out of my doctors about the scans. I’m gonna apologize profusely, but for fricks sake I will not be out under the knife for no reason, especially with the risk of Amnesia Awareness….no thank you

4. All those were fkd up

5. I’m lucky my sergury to get my adnoids removed only took 30 minutes

6. So….what do you call the person with the lowest passing grade in medical school?

   DOCTOR!! HA! I kill me. 😂

7. Creepy Pasta on Most Amazing Top 10 for President, not Trump. But wait, everything about trump is a creepy pasta. Anyway I love Most Amazing Top 10, you’re my favorite especially after you’ve started doing these scary stuffs.

8. Hope your back is doing good after surgery and it you need to sit you should doing what’s best for you.

9. We have some incompetent workers and surgeons that should be fired.

10. Just get colored contacts. 😔

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