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Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and the whole gang have said some pretty memorable quotes throughout the show’s 28 seasons. We’ll be looking at some of the funniest and greatest quotes and phrases from The Simpsons, such as “Sex Cauldron,” “You Don’t Win Friends with Salad”, “I Am So Smart”, “I Used To Be With It”, and “Full of Chocolate.” Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 Simpsons Quotes.

#10. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
#9. You Don’t Win Friends with Salad
#8. Making People Happy
#7. Sex Cauldron
#6. Stupid Sexy Flanders
#5. That’s Unpossible
#4. Full of Chocolate
#3, #2, #1: ???

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  1. “Yeah, that’s one fine lookin’ barbeque pit.”
    (puts box down)

  2. You forgot the quote that sums up all customer service reps “Lisa, just because I don’t care; doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

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