Top 10 Most Hilarious Patrick Star Quotes
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He may be stupid, but he’s also dumb. For this list, we are looking at the best Patrick Star quotes from everyone’s favourite Nickleodeon show! Our list includes such lines as, Firmly Grasp It, It’s Not In My Wallet, Who You Callin’ Pinhead?, The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are an Enigma, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Patrick Star Quotes.

List Entries and Rank:
10. “We Should Take Bikini Bottom and Push It Somewhere Else.”
9. “It’s Not My Wallet.”
8. “Firmly Grasp It.”
7. “Who You Callin’ Pinhead?”
6. “Don’t Touch Me, I’m Sterile.”
5. “The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are an Enigma.”
4. “W for Wumbo.”
3, 2, 1: ???

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  1. 1. Should’ve just been EVERYTHING that Patrick said in Bang Geeks…

    Another honorable mention should’ve been “Not till 4” from the episode where Spongebob breaks his butt…

  2. You can’t simplify the brilliance of Patrick into 10 quotes. It’s not possible mojo, no matter how much u want it to be

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