Top 10 Batman Problems Fans Won’t Admit

1. y’all know he’s not real, right?

2. Fans will admit it, just not the Fanboys.

3. He doesn’t work for the government. It should be the police/arkham’s job to execute the villains that are captured, not Batman’s.

4. I think the justice system is the real flaw here, sure Batman not killing the joker is bad but however how hasn’t joker been given the death penalty?

5. I don’t Think Batman doesn’t kill because it’s “Morally” Wrong But I Think he doesn’t kill because if he killed all the villains then he wouldn’t have anyone else to “Play” with. I think he keeps these Horrible, Insane MURDEROUS Psychos Alive just so HE will always have something to do and be “Needed”. And he doesn’t care that letting them live will ALWAYS result in MORE innocents killed. He KNOWS these villains are beyond being “Helped” and that KILLING them the only Real LOGICAL thing to do but he NEVER does it because they’re HIS “Playmates”. He’s A Closet Narcissist Who’s a Danger To All Innocent lives in Gotham City. And I think if all of his “Playmates” actually Remained Locked up for TOO long? HE would find a way to break them out and make it look like THEY did it on their own. Just so HE Would have something to do.

   And Oh Yeah. He’s obviously also A BOY in a Man’s Body. The Joker Himself Pinpointed That About Batman when the PUNISHER Came To Gotham City and Was Trying To Kill Him. He Figured Out That Both Of Them (Batman AND The Punisher) must’ve had some traumatic experience happen which made them who they are. But Those experiences must’ve happened at different points in their lives because The Punisher reacted to his Experience how an ADULT MAN Would have. By KILLING Everyone Responsible. Being that it happened when he was an ADULT He Reacted in an ADULT Manner. But Bat’s Experience must’ve happened when he was a BOY. Because HE reacted to it the way that a BOY would have. To dress up in a COSTUME, Use GADGETS and “FIGHT CRIME”. So he’s Also A BOY in a Man’s Body. Want Proof? Ok. 1. He has No Real desire for the Opposite Sex. (Boys Think Girls Are “Yucky”) 2.He’s Had No Desire to EVER Become A Father. (What BOY wants to have Children?) 3.He Doesn’t KILL. (Boys Don’t Kill. MEN Do.)

   So Yeah. He’s A NARCISSISTIC BOY Trapped in a Man’s Body Living Out His “Crime Fighting” Fantasies.

   In Other Words? He’s ALL FUCKED UP. ??‍♂️

6. I think the justice system is the real flaw here, sure Batman not killing the joker is bad but however how hasn’t joker been given the death penalty?

7. I think the justice system is the real flaw here, sure Batman not killing the joker is bad but however how hasn’t joker been given the death penalty?

8. For #10, Gotham’s crime rate is so high that maybe most people tend not to drive or go out at night.
   #9 ATOM’s Nanotech, and besides Batman lives in a world where men fly and parents die
   #7 A couple of them maybe, but the main one ( like Joker, Bane, League of Assasins) are going to be villians even if Batman never existed ( One example is Batman #47 The Gift)
   #6 Yes, Bruce’s networth is 6-11 billion but his company, whom by the way owns dozens of subsidiary from nuclear facilities to factories that creates strong metals, has an annual revenue of 31.1 billion.
   #4 If Batman did not adopt them then they would be on the streets either dead or a henchman of a villian
   #2 Don’t you think Batman knows that, he can f****** hide a vault of Kryptonite from f****** Superman so he must have counter measures.
   #1 IF BATMAN KILLS THE JOKER THEN THE JOKER WINS, BECAUSE THE JOKER’S ULTERIOR IN KILLING PEOPLLE IS TO PROVOKE BATMAN TO KILL HIM, THAT’S HIS GOAL

9. Spiderman made almost all of his enemys to

10. That he can’t beat everyone.

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