Welcome to Top10Archive! Ya know, they say that men are simple creatures, and for the most part, that’s entirely true! But, that’s not so much the topic of this video – instead, we aim to bring you 10 men who.. well.. you won’t believe exist.. You’ll see where we’re trying to go with it in just a minute.. we hope.

Support us by shopping on Amazon!
Check out our website:
Follow Us on Twitter:
Follow Us on Facebook:

10. Thomas Beatie
9. Stan Jones
8. Gary Turner
7. Yu Zhenhuan
6. Chandra Bahadur Dangi
5. Sultan Kosen
4. Carlos Rodriguez
3. Dede Koswara
2. Rolf Buchholz
1. Tom Staniford



Voice Over Talent:
Twitter: @JimDenisonVoice
Audio Books:


  1. I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m
    particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc
    supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a
    sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you
    need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a
    short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next,
    you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional
    jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough
    to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some
    porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons
    preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey
    wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier
    to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do
    the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet
    of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a
    lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at
    distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get
    comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and
    talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum
    on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation
    is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master
    a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your
    past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of
    the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and
    erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe
    even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done
    it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a
    flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Comments are closed.